"Shove your bullshit, assmunch tarts." she snarled.
"Hi, Lauren." Kyle said. "Can I sit here?" he asked, rather timidly. She had old not old yet tarts opened her Yoo-Hoo.
"Because I have had a crush on oldfartsyoungtarts you since we met." he replied. "Yoo-Hoo." he said, and she completely succumbed to her new programming oldfartsyoungtarts.
There you are, enjoying a quiet nap under your favorite bridge and then some stupid girl disturbes your well earned rest. That calls for only one thing: Revenge! Armed with his lethal sandals Bert goes for the attack. Fortunately Martina is an easy victim...
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Releasing the jackhammer
Donald has his own hobby room in the basement of Sunny Vale and today he is doing some re-decorating there... with a jackhammer. It is hard work but when Eva arrives with coffee, bread and a gentle massage, Donald gets all the energy he needs...
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When you get a little older sometimes there is no other choice but to pay for sex as Mireck finds out today. Mind you, some girls are pretty easy to please. Shanna for instance does the full works in exchange for Mirecks old straw hat...
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When our Happy Wanderer goes on one of his hikes he is well prepared: A walking stick long enough to tickle the moon with and the right bait to seduce any passing young girl. No, not lollypops: why spend money on candy when your stale brown bread will do?
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