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     "Good. And it feels so old good to old travel there, riding movie on my voice farts. Completely relaxed, all thoughts washed away by my voice. It feels so good to relax, to travel with my words, carried away by my voice to the land where oldfartsyoungtarts women rule. Doesn old't it feel good?"
     "Yes mistress" he replied.
     "Andrea movie, my oldfartsyoungtarts therapist, Amy the intern, and Helen farts the secretary, Mistress."
     "And you like old smart women?"